love is in the air...sort of

Are you still searching for the perfect Valentine's Day card that says exacly what you're thinking? Well, look no further!

For your recently laid-off lover who still wants to show they care but can't afford more than $3.30: 

For the flirtateous and slightly forward suitor who's ready to take things to the next level:

For the cynic who despises sappy, romantic movies, over-priced boxed chocolates and thinks February 14th is "just another day".... but still wants to support small businesses: 

For the realist, who says it like it is:

For the lonely, perhaps even borderline suicidal wanna-be-lover:

Wait, there's more!