Are you still searching for the perfect Valentine's Day card that says exacly what you're thinking? Well, look no further!
For your recently laid-off lover who still wants to show they care but can't afford more than $3.30:
For the flirtateous and slightly forward suitor who's ready to take things to the next level:
For the cynic who despises sappy, romantic movies, over-priced boxed chocolates and thinks February 14th is "just another day".... but still wants to support small businesses:
For the realist, who says it like it is:
For the lonely, perhaps even borderline suicidal wanna-be-lover:
Wait, there's more!